The Mayor


The Banker


The Deputy

The onliest thing you get from stradlin’ the fence is a sore backside

The onliest thing you get from stradlin’ the fence is a sore backside
The Bandit
I’m your Huckleberry.

The Ranger
I know, I know. I’m on the tracks.

The Outlaw

I’ll make you famous.

I’ll make you famous.
The Prospector


The Shootist
If you’re looking for trouble, I’ll accommodate ya.

The Undertaker

Clock’s ticking, Bob. And I’m only getting older.

Clock’s ticking, Bob. And I’m only getting older.
The Alchemist
Tendency to light things on fire.

The Blacksmith
If it ain’t working, hit it harder.

The Outback Joffaroo


Kent


The Postman
Special Delivery!

The Barkeep
What’ll you have? If it’s trouble, there’s the door, anything else, I’m your man.

The Ringmaster
This is my circus, these are my monkeys.

The Teller
Tell her what?

The Bookkeeper
Booked & Loaded

The Mapmaker
If you don’t know where you’re goin’, you’ll never get there.

The Moth


The Farmer
Weather’s lookin fair to middling but could use a rain.

The Kid
I like to dance, but not in the air.

The Gunslinger


El Diablo
Nothin’ personal amigo

DRock


The Six-String Slinger


David


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The Dealer


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